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Hello my name is Mike and I'm a coffee shopaholic. The last time a played a coffee shop for free was just last Saturday. I had a blast, I held court and everybody was having fun. The owner was super friendly and kept sending me free food and drinks. Oh ya . . ....and at the end of the night I stuck $60 in my pocket. But all the applause and having fun was really reward enough. The owner asked me back to play anytime I want to. I really don't mean to offend anyone but I don't think I can stop!

I hate it when some people feel the need to think and speak for the rest of us stupid people. Thats what offends me. Play or don't play. . ... I could care less. We all have free will. We can do what we damn well please.
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